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Shadowkiller - 2005-09-27 21:14:01


Guess I do have a little bit of jet lag. Not much though yo. Catch ya'lls later. And dont miss SheDragons post yesterday.

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SheDragon - 2005-09-28 12:58:49


I hate spam with a passion. The enormous amount of it I get in my Yahoo account on a daily basis is astounding. Sometimes, however, some of them are unintentionally funny. I've gotten spam for miracle pills that claim to boost your IQ and your sexual prowess, make you taller and get rid of wrinkles... ALL IN THE SAME PILL! Boy, do I know a lot of short, wrinkly, dumb and unsexy people who need those!

Another funny thing they do from time to time is put in filler garbage to try and get past spam filters. Most of the time it's just random words, but sometimes they take a bunch of clichés, throw 'em in a blender, hit frappée, and then pour it all into the bottom of the spam email. The results are amusing, and often resemble very badly translated English.

Here are a few bits of spammy wisdom from one such letter:
-He does not give milk, he does not lay.
-Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal.
-Often you should act like you are less.
-I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death.
-Playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the oranges

Can you imagine someone actually taking this stuff and trying to live by it?

See how I follow this Holy Spammy Wisdom! I have found that he who does not give milk certainly does not lay! This makes me follow the masterpiece animal art of Religion where I act like I am less in fear of mind-killing little-deaths. But... Alas!... I must play it safe, even if it means possibly putting the well-being of the oranges in danger.

Now THAT would make for an interesting new religion. I think I'll start a cult: "The Shining Path to Angelic Spammy Heaven"... SPASH for short. My followers shall be called Spashists. We shall lay and give milk, and preach to the masses of their wicked ways leading to mind-killing little-deaths. We shall stone our heretics with oranges.

Y'know... this sounds like it could be a lot of fun! Spashism for the masses!

Kool-Aid, anyone?


Shadowkiller - 2005-09-30 16:19:07

I swear...:

... I'll find some time to do a few this weekend. I totally wanted to do one yesterday and got so caught up in other crap like my laundry that I didn't get around to it. Thank you SheDragon for being the only person posting anything. Its horrible having like 5 posting people and only one active at any time. What to do, what to do?


SheDragon - 2005-09-30 23:21:20


It's funny you should thank me for posting... I'm getting all paranoid that the instant I post something interesting, you're gonna make a new comic and it'll be shoved out of (immediate) sight. I'm rather tempted to save the really juicy bits (heehee... that sounds nauuuughtyyyy) for the next comic. I suppose I'll go ahead and post what's been goin' on lately.

I got to see Ron White live at Ball State yesterday. Holy Jesus is he hillarious! He is an absolute modern comedic genius. I am so serious... if you haven't heard his stuff go find it. His story on how he got thrown out of a bar in Manhattan is the singly most downloaded piece of comedy in the history of the internet. Look up Ron White in Kazaa or Limewire or Shareaza ( my personal favorite) and download some of his stuff. It... is... AWESOME!

I'm also planning right now to get pleasantly drunk and watch some anime after getting my butt whupped at Friday Night Magic. If you don't know what that is, your required level of geekitude to be here is not quite up to par. Go look into it. It's neeet ;)

This is SheDragon signing off. G'nite!


SheDragon - 2005-10-02 19:44:45

Fine... I'll do it.:

Since a certain someone can't seem to keep his promises, I guess I'LL post a new comic. Sorry if it sucks. These are desperate times.